Lists

A couple of quotes

"Ignorance is.. pretty good ae"
..Famous philosofer, Archimedes.

"Einstein actually said some pretty interesting stuff, you know"
..Famous cultural sieve, my father.

Blogs with lists in them just generally dont go down well. This is common knowledge.
Readers crave dynamic, emotional content which a humble List is allegedly incapable of achieving.
What the dream-killing fact-mongering perpetuators of this myth don't realise, Is I am damn good at making lists. "Ther' ant neber bean no list lik dis shit!"

My lists are;

big
small
important
vague
decisive
whimsical
shallow
cathartic
judgemental
analytical
obsessive
useful
clarifying
deversive
pretensious
healing
subjective
rapskallion

Ahhrgh fuck it, Ive lost interest again.