Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Lonely Mother Futter



Its like its sad forgotten little sister

"Hey, man, you know what I get angry about! That fucking Catina band song from star wars! Its so goddamn annoying! Like a fucking steel drum and synth bass paper cut! Jesus, I mean... John Williams is cool, but... sweet James thats some disrespect."

"...which one?"

"Oh? The song...you know, it goes "dun-dah dun-dah dudat duh-!

"What you mean, the first one?"

"...what?"

"The first one. There's two songs."

"...Really?"

"Yeah, that one; the one you just sang, that's the first one."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"Didn't know that."

"I guessed...you know, I bet that other song feels kinda bad when you group them together like
that."

"...Yeah, I guess it would"

"Like, they're two separate songs. Even though their main distinction is just order."

"..Like B1 and B2"

"Exactly!"

"There just two dudes...gettin' on with it."

"They're bananas..."

"-Yeah, well two bananas then..."

"In pijamas."


"So how does this song #2 go then?!"

"Like THIS!"





"......that's still pretty shit"

"Probably worse."

"...Fuck."

"tell me about it"

"Did I just waste five minutes of my day listening to that?"

"You sure did"

"Fuck this, I'm going outside."

"...You want to go watch Star Wars?"

"Yeah, okay."