Friday, May 14, 2010

Famous Origin Stories

Batman:
his parents killed by a mugger, found refuge in the kind help of a family butler and splurged their fortunes on martial art classes, forever plauged with a thirst for justice... that could only be quenched by justice.
Spiderman;
nerd gets bitten by a fucked up super-spider and uses powers to fight crime.
Lex luthor:
Went bald all accidental-like at the hands of clumsy Superman, swears vengance.
Tintin:
once a reporter, got a dog named Snowy, thought he could solve some international mysterys.
Wolverine: Mutant with regenerative powers gets new skeleton and deadly claws at the hands of a freaking disturbed scientist.

WAHWAHWAH:
Oli made blog.

No comments:

Post a Comment